blowmatose


the wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at f-ll-t–; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.
worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!

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