Blown off course


to recieve oral in a secluded part of a golf course.

(or mountain bike trail, ski slope, ship, etc)
– dude, where’s mike? i haven’t seen him since the 16th hole.
– oh, he’s being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.

or

– captain! i’ve been blown off course!
– sweet! did she swallow?

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