Blownshift
a handsome man who had -n-l s-x with the moms of the creators of definithing.com who paid him 2 cents on a dare to do it.
oh man, i can’t believe you pulled a blownshift. (nailed ugly moms on a dare)
bipolar. insane in the membrane. not right. dim-witted. imbecile.
see also: r-t-rded, special, dumb, brandon.
special ed and blownshift are brothers.
a man who has contacted his lawyer to file a lawsuit against the owners of definithing.com for using his copyrighted name in a non-cool way.
king. winner. ruler.
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