Bloxia


bloxia (n) is the condition in which a guy hasn’t received a bl-wj-b for a long period of time and is in life threatening situations.

there is no cure for bloxia, but rather only treatments. these treatments consist of repeated oral s-x.
guy 1: dude i haven’t gotten head in a week and im missing it.
guy 2: your lucky, i haven’t gotten for months. and i’m diagnosed with bloxia – i could die. doctors said i’m in critical bloxic state 2.0
guy 1: what the f-ck are you doing here? go to get some p-ssy -ss ho to give you some head on the spot.

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