blp
b-lls longer than p-n-s
that dude has some serious blp
something so gross, repulsive, and disgusting that makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
i just saw an old man whose nose-hairs extended past his lips. blp!
acronym for b-tches love plaid
joe: “yo man, that chick is checking you out.”
john: “its the plaid man… b-tches love plaid (b.l.p) .”
acronym for “barely legal p-ssy”
man, i f-cking rammed the sh-t out of the blp last night…
acronym for beautiful lovely princess.
all of amy’s friends know her as the blp.
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