blubber blasting
when you are f-cking a fat chick preferably subst-tuting the v-g-n- with other parts of the body such as double/triple/quadruple chin, backfat, belly rolls, armpit flub, tricep jiggle, and back of knee danglejiggle. t-ttyf-cking works as well but it must be under the t-tty and not between them, otherwise that’s just t-ttyf-cking plain and simple.
joey : dude last night i walked in on you with some whale what the f-ck was that? did you pound her out?
spencer : yeah but i couldn’t find her vaj so i just started blubber blasting the sh-t out that whale. pits to chinny, then i just started f-cking the rolls all over that beast, it was interesting to say the least.
joey: (vomit) ….. i guess you were warm?…. (vomit)
Read Also:
- Blue Holing
a s-xual fetish act wherein a man intentionally becomes s-xually frustrated to the extent of getting blue b-lls, and subsequently begins having s-x with his partner while simultaneously inserting his aching blue b-lls into her -n-s. billy got so frustrated by cindy that when she finally gave in to his advances, he went blue holing.
- bluejina
when a girl doesnt wear underwear and wears blue jeans, causeing jean lint to get into her sn-tch. tom was eating out sarah and got lint in his mouth from her bluejina
- bluntflix
the act of getting astronautically high and watching netflix. preferably something from discovery channel. “dude, wanna help me smoke this?” “for sure! how about we bluntflix it up after?” “right on! what do you think about frozen planet this time?” “duuuude, yes.”
- Bluntstunter
any person whose lack of attention causes them to significantly shorten a blunt, thus stunting it before they finally realize their error and p-ss the blunt. james stop being a bluntstunter! p-ss that sh-t man!
- Blurger
a bl-wj-b which is given while the recipient eats a hamburger sally gave me a blurger at wendys last night.