Blubber shirt
the oversized t-shirt that a obese person wears at a waterpark or swimming to cover their immense flab. when wet, it adheres to the blubber, defeating the purpose of wearing the shirt.
her: did you see the size of the cannonball that guy did?
him: what guy?
her: that guy, the one in the blubber shirt.
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