bludge

1.when you dont have to do any work eg. in cl-ss

2. when you just lay around all day
1.that was such a bludge lesson

2. i just bludged all day
the australian layman’s word for ‘procrastination’
i think i’m gonna bludge around a bit today
verb
1. (when intr, often foll by on) to scrounge from (someone)

2. (intr) to evade work

3. (intr) archaic to act as a pimp

noun
a very easy task; undemanding employment
– this guy just bludge at work

– he was sacked for bludging on the job.

– hey dude.. stop bludging!!!!!!
blunt sludge. bludge. a brown liquid that forms at the end of a blunt. it appears when the tobacco wrap is overwhelmed with too much saliva (otherwise known as n-gg-r lipping). it stains everything it touches! don’t get it on yo polo.
person #1: whats this sh-t on my d-mn lip??

person #2: that’s bludge you nig nog!
chiefly (australian)
consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a h-ll of a lot of work to be done. bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for females – we all know its true.
i have so much work to do, lets bludge. where’s the chocolate?
a black eye resulting from a forceful bl-w j-b when the p-n-s misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. both noun and transitive verb.
“did you see that bludge on that girl chuck took home from the pub?”

“so i grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my d-ck, but she missed and i bludged her!”

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