bludgeritis
a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its “really sore” or until they are asked to do something “owww my (sore part) hurts so much”
never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there’s some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
“oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache”
“really?”
“yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors”
“can you help me wash up please”
“ohhhhh owwww i just got a huge headache”
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