Blue Banana


the english equivalent of hot topic, blue banana is where alternative teens go to buy makeup, merchandise and brand clothing and accessories of famous stars and straps, atticus, death kitty etc. most teens at my school into rock have been there, the majority of which are ‘scene’.
girl1: have you been to blue banana?
girl2: yeah, i went there last weekend to buy my hot skate shoes.
girl1:emo!
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a male version of a blue waffle, but unlike women men with this condition love to show their blue banana to everyone.
joe:”do you want to see my blue banana?”
isaac:”no just shove it up my -ss!”

joe did not know that isaac was a h-m-, but he still proceeded to shove his blue banana in isaac’s -n-s.
when a man sticks his d-ck in ice water to keep himself from -j-c-l-t-ng too fast.
many p-rnstars are forced to do a blue banana
the act of lighting a fart, especially when the methane in the fart gives the flame a blue tinge; same as a blue angel.
after i ate lamb vindaloo, i started farting, held a lighter to my -ss, and blue bananas popped out!
when a dude c-ms in a chick’s eyes (so she can’t see) and then f-cks her in the -ss. (then she moans.)
campbell loves giving jonni the blue banana.

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