blue bowels


painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.
“ugh, i haven’t shat in two days. too much pizza always gives me blue bowels.”
the feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you’re going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .
jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza i need weed money
jake : wow you d-ck thanks for the blue bowels

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