blue carpet treatment


to come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. truly a taste treat for one and all.
one might say that they have “rolled out the blue carpet treatment” after twisting up a l with a blueberry wrap filled with the ohhway.

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