Blue Danubing


“surrept-tiously” scratching your b-lls by pinching your crotch in front of your pants. when you do so inside your pocket, it is known as “blue danubing mezzo-piano.” named after the waltz composed by johann strauss.
while having a conversation with someone, he began blue danubing by very obviously pinching his crotch. i swear i’m going to get that guy some jock itch cream as a graduation present.

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