blue footed booby


this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.

v. when you’re running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a sh-t.
you’re in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the sh-t inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in p–py and he will begin to cry. now you commence to p-ss him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed b–bied your mom last night before i esred her.

dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed b–bied the guy in front of me and got first place.

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