blue haired brake lights


the resulting illumination from the car in front repeatedly hitting the brakes at 40 mph or less on a highway,due to the extreme age of the (usually,but not necessarily)female driver
after driving from little rock to branson, mo.,my eyes were burning from all the blue haired brake lights.

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