Blue knuckles
blue knuckles occur when your finger wenial glands recieve too much stimulation and no “releif”. they can swell slightly and even become sore.
hey aaron, why do your hands look so sore? i think i have blue knuckles again…
blue knuckles occur when your finger wenial glands recieve too much stimulation and no “releif”. they can swell slightly and even become sore.
hey aaron, why do your hands look so sore? i think i have blue knuckles again…
a condition often aquired at the end of the ncaa basketball season during conference championship week and the first few rounds of the ncaa basketball championship–affectionally known as march madness. it results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
caller: “dude, have you been watching march madness hoops?”
friend: “h-ll yes! the only thing is, i’ve got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. having four games on at once is killing me, i’ve got a serious case of blue knuckle…it’s a d-mn good thing i’ve got two hands!!!
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