Blue Light Special
1) an area of a kmart store where items are on sale
2) a white trash and sl-tty girl
1) i got these t-shirts 2 for $5 in the blue light special!
2) marygene is today’s blue light special!
the mysterious bright, white stains visible only under a blacklight.
i decided to give my room a trippy blacklight and soon i discovered multiple bluelight specials.
when someone goes into the red light district of amsterdam and pays for a transs-xual instead of a female prost-tute. transvest-tes have blue lights as opposed to red lights over their windows, hence the name blue light special.
taylor -“hey brad how was last night in amsterdam?”
brad-“it sucked, i payed for a hooker and she had a d-ck.”
taylor- “man you got the old blue light special you dirty sailor.”
used in reference to a member of law enforcement. specifically when located in their vehicle.
yo jose!!! put that sh-t out. d-mn blue light special is right behind us yo!!
someone with multiple s-xually transmitted diseases/infections
the hooker on 4th and broadway is the blue light special, make sure you wrap your winkie!
cops! this just another word for police, refering to the flashing lights off of squad cars.
you better be careful, that blue light special is cooking up outside.
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