blue lightning


(n) – a word of unknown meaning. from what we know, it is a completely and utterly the most terrible thing you can ever say, and if you happen to say it, you have a large chance of forgetting to look both ways before you cross the street.
“blue lightning!”
“you are suspended!”
wtf?

-while walking home-
“screech”
“ahh!”
“blam.”
johny is dead…
1 more definition
a delicious if not nutritious concoction of bacardi 151 or straight-up gain alcohol, prescription amphetamines such as adderall or ritalin, and a blue colored sports drink, preferably one which encourages the uptake of electrolytes, especially likely to knock one’s socks off
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