Blue Mango
the bottled sense of delusion one gets from sleep deprivation. a very potent drug that is new on the market.
guy 1: man i was on blue mango last night. i was f-cked up man. i kept on seeing green goats trying to smell the mountains.
guy 2: i was on blue mango and i saw a unicorn jumping a double rainbow.
guy 1: dudddeee!!! that was good night!!
see idiot or ignorant
man, that guy that tried to argue while knowing nothing about what he was talking about really pulled a bluemango…
code word for any club or bar that a group of married guys go to to escape their nagging wives.
man 1: “hay, my wive is f-cking annoying me right now with the yard; i told her i’d do it this weekend!”
man 2: “well, you want to hit the blue mango? the guy down the street from me is going to see his other wife there tonight. we can meet up with him.”
man 1: “f-ck, that sounds great; i need the shake a pair of peaches.”
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