Blue Marlin
during the act of doggy-style s-x, one dons a sailor’s hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female’s -sshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.
twas a rare catch that fine morning when i hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which i hope never to lay eyes on again.
during the act of doggy-style s-x, one dons a sailor’s hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his p-n-s in the female’s -sshole and when she jerks up in surprise, he sticks his finger in her mouth like a hook to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.
i blue marlined that hooker last night.
a person who is almost but not a c-nt, also known as a d-ckhead.
oi, blue marlin
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