blue noodle



the act of dipping your d-ck in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a d-ck shaped stamp.
guy 1: hey man what did you and cindy get up to at the party last night.
guy 2: we got f-cked up and i gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

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