blue ray


blue ray: also known as blue rape is a company that makes high definition dvd’s.

they charge an unheard of amount of money for the “better picture” which isn’t that much better from the standard dvd’s of today.

they get you buy charging (on average) 30-35 dollars a dvd. then you have to buy an hd dvd player. then for the full effect you have to buy an hd tv. all this so some -sshole can think he is seeing a better picture which isn’t really that nice. it’s a never ending circle of rape. in some electronic stores, when you buy blue ray, they save you the wait of a car trip and just stick a d-ld- in your -ss right there at the register.

blue ray is also the single handed downfall to sony and the ps3.

joe: “dude i got blue ray, come over and will watch tv…in hd!!!!”

bob: “burn in h-ll you communist.”
the word an old man uses to refer to the completely different wireless system protocol bluetooth. when this happens is is not wise to show any sign of amus-m-nt or the old man will get increasingly angry, possibly causing his heart to give out. this will be preceded by a noticeable twitch of his mustache.
old man : “your trying to hack the internet with blueray!??!”

guy: -stifles laugh-

old man: -mustache twitches angrily- grabs chest.
a disc that is blue and holds an enourmous amount of content for the movie and special fetures. also is high defintion.
blueray is going to be watched tonight!

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