blue ribbon


an award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.
colonel sanders clicked his heels when he won the blue ribbon at the kentucky state fair.
what you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/s-xy, or in an above the rest category.
you see her over there, now that chic is blue ribbon.
to have s-x with others including a goat, it is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. could be oral or -n-l.
when tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to susie and mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.

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