blue shell


from mario kart, a nintendo game.

whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue sh-ll at you and takes you out.

(blue sh-lls fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)
i was doing great at my new job then i was blue sh-lled. (fired)
to rank down by a lot.
d-mn it. my opponent activated a blue sh-ll and i bluesh-lled from first to eighth. how am i gonna be a pro at mario kart?!
when a guy and a girl are having s-x and the girl thinks the guy is going to finish too early, she smacks him hard on the b-lls so that she can finish first.
sam: i was so close to finishing last night with diane but then she totally blue sh-lled me and now i’m walking funny.

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