Blue Tick Ass Wiper
someone that calls another person a “blue tick w-nker” because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
boy: blue tick w-nker!!
girl 1: why is he mad?
girl 2: he is a blue tick -ss wiper that is why
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