Blue Whaler


a man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (the ‘blue whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).
doug is such a blue whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on bromas.

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