Bluebeard the Butt Pirate


a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when i say booty i mean your big s-xy -ss…
certificatologist: “when i woke up i was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my -ss was killing me.”

midget: “bluebeard the b-tt pirate strikes again!”

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