Blueberry Surprise
blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her v-g-n-, then proceeds to have v-g-n-l s-x with an unknowing male partic-p-nt. after the guy realize the v-g-n- doesn’t feel like a normal v-g-n-, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!
this can also be known as a blueberry milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.
i was pounding some girl and that b-tch pulled that mother f-cking blueberry surprise sh-t on me.
3 more definitions
to sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. then, once they are helpless, c-m all over their face.
jared – “so i was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. i decided to sneak up on her and tap that b-tch on the shoulder. when she turned around i gave her a blueberry surprise! then told that b-tch to make me a sandwich.”
hugo – “nice dude.”
1: when recieving f-ll-t– and at the point of -rg-smic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers t-st-cl-s and shoves them into the person’s tight, sensitive -sshole. the results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue b-lls.
she gave me such a blueberry surprise i haven’t touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.
to sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. then, once they are helpless, c-m all over their face.
jared – “so i was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. i decided to sneak up on her and tap that b-tch on the shoulder. when she turned around i gave her a blue berry surprise!” then dumper her and never saw her again.”
hugo – “nice dude.”
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