Bluebottles
slang word for police
originates from c-ckney rhyming slang “bottle and gl-ss – -rs-” making the police the blue -rs-s.
in modern use, like the police, bluebottles are often found around dead bodies and excrement.
“poor old harry’s dead, the bluebottles will be swarming around his flat by now”
when you tie a piece of thin string or nylon around your p-n-s until it turns blue.
“so gary did your mum give you the blue bottle last night when she found out you took her car?”
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