bluecool


a (typically narcissistic) bluetool that thinks they are cool. they wear their headset everywhere, and believe that it places them higher in the food chain than the rest of the bluetooth-less society. as a result, they usually place phone calls as a first priority over everything else in their lives… kids, spouses, people, etc., and will drop anything to take a phone call on their headset.

they can be easily be spotted in the dark from the blue beacon emanating from their head.
my ex-wife likes driving around in her mini-suv wearing her ball cap and bluetooth headset. she thinks she’s bluecool, but she’s a bluetool.

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