bluehole


a person wearing a bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking bluetooth earpiece, except borg drones are more creative and interesting
the bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as i arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.
links on websites, mostly wikipedia, which send you to pages with more links on them. time consuming and inescapable, they are the internet equivalent of a black hole.
-why are you so tired?
-i got stuck in a blue hole last night. i started on richard dawkins and ended on the belt system of brazilian jiu-jitsu. it took me two hours.
1)a person who while wearing a bluetooth wireless earpiece goes into a rant with the person they are speaking to. 2)an aggravated bluetool.
sue: did you see that jerk screaming on his bluetooth, what a bluetool.

ralph: no… he is a bluehole!

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