blues crashing
a pre-planned spontaneous minstrel show in which priviliged white twenty-somethings appear in a public place and dance an over-wrought caricature of how they mistakenly believe colored people danced back when it was still acceptable to call them “colored.”
white kid: “we’re blues crashing the mlk memorial tomorrow!” -rubs crotch uncomfortably against his friend’s younger sister’s thigh-
old black guy: -facepalm-
to blues dance in a location not normally used for a dance, such as a park, restaurant, or other public place. an idea that was adopted from lindy hoppers, see lindy bomb.
hey we are blues crashing the mall tonight, wanna come?
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