Blueshark


stereotypical jock or football player type. into all things sports, and not much else. attracted to skinny, fake tanned (to the point of being orange) blondes with a greater focus on breast size than personality. bluesharks often feel threatened by people smarter than themselves, especially in groups conversing. if in such a situation, it is common for a blueshark to yell something along the lines of “yeah, footie!”, in a feeble attempt to join the conversation.
person1: great party, huh?
person2: meh, i wish they’d turn the music down and put the footy on.
person1: dude, you’re such a blueshark!
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the ramblings of a techno-phobic old lady who is unaware of the technology on her mobile phone. good for about 7 days of laughing and also as a constant reminder that old people are not more intelligent.
does this phone have blue shark on it?
wtf, do you mean blue tooth!!

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