bluetard

a person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. this person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
“is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?”
“lol omg he is.”
“he looks like an idiot..”
“what a f-cking bluetard.”
n., pn. 1.a member of the blue army. 2. a blue army member so r-t-rded that calling him a r-t-rd would be an offense to r-t-rds everywhere.
“caboose, you bluetard!” ~sarge
(noun) plural, bluetards.

a derogatory term for dodger or cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the l.a. or dallas area. bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. generally they are criminals or r-t-rded individuals.

refer to felons and r-t-rds in blue or farib
idiot: hey guys, check out my new emmit smith jersey!
sports fan: dude, do you even know what position emmit smith played??
idiot: he’s in the hall of fame. he played for the cowboys! go cowboys!
sports fan: dude, we live in northern california, quit being such a bluetard!
see felons and r-t-rds in blue.
daughter: “daddy, what’s wrong with those people?”

father: “sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. ignore them and they’ll go away before the championship series.”

daughter: “should we move away? do they bite?”

father: “just don’t startle them and keep your pepper spray handy.”
a person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. this person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
“is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?”
“lol omg he is.”
“he looks like an idiot..”
“what a f-cking bluetard.”
a synonym for r-t-rd coined by the cartoon series “red vs. blue.” the term was originally used to describe caboose, who wears blue armor.
you’re a stupid blue-tard.
the reference of someone wearing blue armor as being a r-t-rd, only modifying the word, making them a blue tard
caboose, you’re such a blue tard!