blueteething
the phase when you become acquainted with the fact that people on wireless headsets aren’t talking to you.
whenever someone was having a conversation while using a bluetooth headset i would respond to them, which was often awkward after both they and i realized my gaffe. that blueteething period p-ssed and now i can discern when i’m actually being spoken to.
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