bluetoothshbag
{noun} blu•tooshe•bag, pr-nunciation: /blu-tóösche-bahg/
1. slang. anyone wearing a bluetooth(r) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn’t quite play the part of “cool.” amalgamation of “bluetooth” and “douchebag.”
sweetpete mocks strangers that are bluetoothshbags, what with their ear-worn devices that are meant to insinuate, “i’m sooooo important lookittmeee,” but such cranial adornments actually scream out, “i’m a loser yeay.”
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