Bluff Bunny
a person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don’t have a clue.
a bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
bluff bunny: “can i borrow your clippers?”
owner: “do you know how to use them?”
bluff bunny: “ya! i’m not stupid”
-after-
owner: “why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?”
bluff bunny: “i put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that’s what you’re suppose to do.”
owner: “no! you stupid bluff bunny! the kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it’s for cleaning not painting with oil!”
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