Bluked


“blue sh-ll nuked”: being hit by a blue sh-ll in a mario kart game, which hits as hard as a tactical nuke. blue sh-lls relentlessly seek out racers in first place, and explode, delaying them, and any driver close to them for several seconds. depending on where you get bluked, this can cost you time, or the entire race. blue sh-lls (usually) cannot be avoided or dodged.
$#@%&(-#!!!! i got bluked! ~or~ ha-ha, you got bluked!
being bluked can ruin your whole day.

“no blukes”

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