blum
adj or adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation.
after 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.
a word that can mean many things because n-body knows what the f-ck it means
wtf is blum?!
t-tty blum
a nickname for a bad–ss person who works on cl-ssic cars & motorcycles. (also rad upholstery for any vehicle) it’s quite possible for a blum to show up on tv, velocity channel.
“aw, did you see that new bike blum built?”
“yeah, f-cking dope cafe-racer style.”
when you’re girlfriend is on her period and on the pill and you just don’t give a f-ck but don’t have a condom and have s-x with her anyways. the resulting mix after you get off is known as blum a mixture of blood and c-m.
yo dude just had s-x with sarah and shes on the rag
ewww dude did she drip blum everywhere after?
a mixture of blood and s-m-n produced by having s-x when a woman is menstruating.
“sh-t, sh-t, sh-t! i’ve got blum all over the sheets.”
“aaaaah! it’s all over my kn-b!”
a person who’s often feels left out… a third wheel.
jackie: i hate hanging out wit you and janet, i always feel like a third wheel.
jane: you’re such a blum
blum is the mixture of blood and s-m-n to form a balance of 75% blood and 25% s-m-n. when in this form it is known as blum. this mixture originated as the left river of the two separated by the snake.
“mom i was masterbating and i blumed!”
“ewwww! look at all the blum!”
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