blumkin
the term blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t. and has his woman come in and give him head during the act of sh-tting.
“b-tch get your -ss in here and give me a blumkin!”
getting a bl-wj-b whilst taking a stinky sh-t.
anthony really enjoyed it when christy gave him that blumkin last night.
the act of receiving a bl-wj-b while on the toilet p–ping.
sandy gave jerry a blumkin.
the act of receiving very tempting oral s-x, commonly know as a bl-wj-b, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. it is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
“b-tch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!”
sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
kathy was forced to comfort lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his p-n-s and giving him a blumkin.
i had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and i had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. i was having a painful struggle getting mr. p–pie out, then all of a sudden madeline came in. she grabbed my mr. wiggles and started sucking on it. at that moment, i realized i was getting a blumkin. now i am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade cl-ss.
getting a bl-wj-b while taking a cr-p.
i was on the sh-tter smoking a fattie and that b-tch came up and gave me a blumkin.
taking a nice sh-t while your woman is sucking your c-ck
me and susie blumkinated last night.
to receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of yakov blumkin, a russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.
while receiving a blumpkin, boris pondered the immortal last words of yakov blumkin, “long live trotsky!”
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