Blumming


the act of sucking out a females ovaries through oral s-x and then redistributing them into the woman’s mouth with yours. sometimes this occurs by force.
curran: hey, deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?

deepti: no thanks, i’m too much of a b-tch for that.

curran: too bad.

-comences blumming-
to screw up.
to screw someone in the -ss
to screw someone over.
“look at that guy, he’s blumming mike out of money for his kids”
“i wish terri, dennis,and nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my xbox 360”

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