Blumpberry
the action of using one’s blackberry while taking a dump. a derivative of blumpkin and blongkin.
bro1: “yo bro why have you been in the bathroom for the past half-hour?”
bro 2:”yo bro i was taking a blumpberry.”
bro1:”oh word i just got your bbm.”
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