Blumper Decker


getting a bl-wj-b while performing an upper decker
did you here about sl-t last night giving him a blumper decker?
receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper-decker, it’s as simple as that.
joanie loves chachi so much that she gave him a blumperdecker the other day in a rundown truck stop bathroom because they had nothing better to do.
the combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
to defecate in the tank of one’s toilet while receiving a bl-wj-b.
i.e. to get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that f-ggoty ann’s toilet.
leopold: my -sshole roommate f-cked my mom last week, so i asked his mom to come over to ‘see which of his clothes not to donate’. i broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another… next thing i know i’m getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

lance: my stars, good play.
a variation of the blumpkin; getting a bl-wj-b while giving an upper decker.
yo man, i met this girl at this doucher’s house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing blumper decker. that girl gives a great hummer and that doucher’s bathroom is gonna smell like sh-t for weeks!

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