Blumper


when a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a bl-wj-b at the same time.
when trailer trash wh-r-s having nothing else better to do than having s-x with their nephews
a way to say good-bye from chatrooms. may be confused as an invitation to do dirty s-x act.
amy: bye everyone!
tom: blumper amy!
amy: ok, when and where?
tom: …
a bl-wj-b while on a bycicle, usually on a bicycle with two seats.
me and jessica simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my d-ck and gave me a blumper.

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