Blumpkin Backfire
toilet water that splashes on one’s chin while giving a blumpkin.
clean off your face, baby, you’ve got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.
when you have received so many blumpkins that you can only -rg-sm when you smell sh-t. when people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their -ss, and jacking off at the same time. instead of flushing the toilet after you pinch off a biscuit you leave it there for months, because the more rancid the odor the farther you shoot your load.
blumpkin backfire (adj.) “f-ck man i was with this hot sl-t on a date, and the fat guy next to me farted… next thing i knew i was b-tt naked jerkin’ my turkey and spitting up mayo all over my ho’s tank top!”
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