blumpkin boy
simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see pauly d) while receiving a bl-wj-b and taking a sh-t.
“oh man, unbelievable…i just walked in on a f-ckin’ blumpkin boy! it’s amazing he could even manage the mult-tasking with that blowout”
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