Blumpkin Breath


after giving someone a blumpkin, the word “blumpkin breathe” is when your mouth smells like the remains of sperm, p-n-s, and possibly feces.
you listen here you little blumpkin breathe! (to get someones attention when you know they have been giving the almighty blumpkin)

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