blumpkin on rye
simultaneously eating a pastrami sandwich, while getting a bl-wj-b, while taking a dump.
i was was so startled when scott and julie walked in on my blumpkin on rye, that i almost dropped my pastrami sandwich. all i could think of was to ask them to go get me some mustard.
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