Blumpkin Tea Party
this is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circ-mstance in which two h-m-s-xual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scr-t-m (or n-ts-ck) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. when the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine blumkin tea party. (may take place with 2 or more guests).
the puerto rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a blumpkin tea party in the janitor’s closet.
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