blumpkin tournament


the act of receiving f-ll-t– while taking a sh-t and playing a first-person shooter, preferably quake or unreal tournament. spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.
jim: hey how’s it going?
bob: oh not to ba–aaaaaauuuuauuuuuuu yeah -plop- “head shot!!!!”
jim: f-ck! blumpkin tournament? you’ll lucky dog. i’ll call back.

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